© Andrew MacLaren-Scott
If you asked me, I'd say it's about time the corners of your mouth do start an expedition to your ear-lobes, noble Don.Well, yes, you didn't ask me, still ...
Not when embarking on such a dangerous mission (and I made it! and they have wifi here! So I am smiling now, even if my eyebrows have been swapped over in a minor malfuntion, which could have been much worse if other noble parts had been affected).
...and the C of malfunCtion was lost on the journey too, but they have kindly supplied a replaCement one, even if they didn't have the right size available.Wow! Funny looking people here. Time to explore...
I am wondering exactly where you have been beamed to...
I am wondering that myself Your Highness CherryPieness, but since I don't know where exactly I came from (do you?) I doubt I will ever be able to figure out where exactly I have arrived, but I may have some reports to send (or I may not - it all depends on, eh... on whatever it is upon which everything depends, and I don't know that either).
I don't think anyone knows where they have come from and most people are confused as to where they are going. The journey from A to B is equally as confusing.Hopefully your reports will help to solve these mysteries...:-)
And Seanso: The Friday 29th March 2013 post, entitled "You want a smile?" is the place to go to for a smile. I am there in the sidebar archives just waiting to greet you.
Be assured Your Esteemed and Royal Highness CherryPieness, there will be reports, and if you think the journey from A to B is confusing what will it be like going from A to Z? I aim to find out.
Guess we'll not be having coffee then!
Why so serious? LOL. Just not what I expected. What is about a photo that destroys a carefully constructed image that we have in our mind?Cheers,Suzie
Going, going, gone. I am glad that you are still able to CommuniCate with us though.
Dear Calum - what goes may returnDear Suzie - Will one image of me smiling inanely with a silly party hat on rebuild that image?Dear Soozie (Elephant's Child... different from "Suzie"? I am a bit confuzy...) they say I can use their wifi provided I buy Blueberry Muffins... I thought I was traveling to the stars but I may just have been in a lift leading to Starbucks. I will investigate and report further)
I want a ceiling like that one and some blueberry muffins, please.
That could be arranged more easily than you may think, Syncy, but you may need to find the fare for the flight to Scotland, unless you can source a beam machine in your locality for you to punch in the coordinates that I could supply. Such machines may be nearby, but will be disguised. You need a little friend like Aileen to find them for you.
And I was hoping you might come to my defence against the "why aren't you smiling?" brigade Syncy. I mean... why the f**k would I smile at myself? That would just be madness... and I am not mad, am I?Anyway, they now know where to find my smile: Friday 29th March 2013 post, entitled "You want a smile?" I do not intend to repeat the strain on my face too often (although I am doing it now, actually :) )
A much better smile on April 9 (2011) during your Kintyre trip, with a nice "Hello Claude" on the sand, for the whole world to see on Facebook.
No, not at all. I now know that you are not a small, rotund, smiler.I had nothing whatever to do with 'Elephant's Child's' comment. You have obviously underestimated your readership.All I meant was that when you read someone's blog you have an image in your mind. (At least, I do). And on many occasions I have found that the imaginary face bears no resemblance to the actual face.So, I'm not psychic, which is disappointing. Not.Suzie.