Has Princess QuiScottie gone a bit funny in the head?
She's 24 for goodness sake.
In a "Keep Calm and Skate On" T-shirt at a "Roller Disco" with her friends from the "Roller Derby" team she has recently joined. I understand nothing of what I have just written...
Then she sent me the photo below asking, "Do I look hard?", to which I responded, "You would have looked harder with the contact lenses in rather than the glasses on my dear, but... that wallpaper!? No... In front of that wallpaper you do not look hard. Nobody could."
Apparently you need to be hard to be a good "Jammer", and apparently she has discovered a talent as a good "Jammer"...
Never have I written so many words but understood so few, and I may have misunderstood everything. What is going on? I think I blame America.
However... if a talent as a "Hard Jammer" might help in the battles of my QuiScottic quests... Hmm...
Late addition: Oh... Another photo has just pinged in... Not at all "hard", but further cause for concern
She offers some "reason" to do with a "hen night" at which self-created novelty hats are required.
I may blame the wallpaper. New flat needed or new wallpaper, surely? Medication might help.